Phred's Phavorite Phollies
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Phred's Phavorite Phollies
Museums, Entertainment, and the Like
(Last Update: June 7, 1996)
Visit with Elvis.
While waiting phor Elvis to reappear, perhaps a phew Elvis Links will entertain you.
Direct phrom Paris, it's Le Web Louvre.
If everything seems to be in black and white could you be at the Ansel Adams Museum?
Do you like chocolate? Need some recipes? Drop in on the Godiva Chocolate home page.
What are you gonna watch tonight when you're done surfing the web? Search the Internet Movie Database and phind a phlick to rent.
Warty Towels? Phlay Otters? Watery Phowls? Phlowery Twats? No, no, no. It's Random Moments phrom Phawlty Towers
Phrom New York: Where men are men and so are some of the women, it's The Late Show with David Letterman
Looking phor a different point of view? Try the Rant of the Month.
You think -you've- had a bad day? Check out this poor slob . . . the Home Page with an Attitude.
Oop oop bee doop, it's Betty Boop.
Looking phor a good who done it? Here's the Virtual Phamily Mystery.
Phinally!! You've hit the wall. The Wall O' Shame, that is.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T? Not phor Rodney. (Note: This server is either very busy or very slow. Have patience.)
Remember MadLibs? Well, someone has virtually digitized it.
There was a girl phrom Nantucket, whose . . . errr . . . hmmm . . . maybe you should research this one yourself. Phind it phast on the Limerick page.
It's phinally okay to take the kiddies along while you surf the web. As long as you take them to the Children's Museum of Canada.
Phor phun with words, try Main Sanitary Nag (Anagram Insanity).
Been humming an old tune and you can't remember its name? Try the TeeVee Themes page phor a refreshing change of pace.
And speaking of music, can you Name That Tune?
It's phun with lights. LiteBrite, that is.
The Phab Phour live!!! Links to many, many, many Beatles pages.
It's deja-vu all over again when you surf the Nostalgic Wave.
We loved 'em when we were kids. We love 'em today. Just don't write on the walls with your Crayolas.
Didja ever wonder where Murray the K, Cousin Brucie, B. Mitchel Reed, and some of the other great deejays of the 60s and 70s are today? No? Then skip this link to the Radio Personalities page.
Are you a news junkie and you can't get enough? Pheed your head with NewsLink.
I think it's time phor a little religion. Let's visit the 24 Hour Church of Elvis.
Or the Phirst Church of Jesus Christ, Elvis.
Or the Phirst Presleyterian Church of Elvis the Devine.
Rock 'n Roll is here to stay. Especially at the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Phame.
He was America's photographer . . . and now he's gone. Alfred Eisenstaedt 1898 - 1995.
Va-va-voom!! It's the Marilyn Pages.
All the volumes wrapped up in one, easy to pour box. It's the Virtual Reference Desk.
What could be phiner that a visit to the Smithsonian?
RUN PHOR YOUR LIVES!!! It's Godzilla!!! Don't phorget, it's women and children phirst please.
The Kooks Museum. It speaks phor itself.
Phlashback time, phellow Beatle phans. Paul is Dead. Again.
Tha-tha-that's all pholks!! It's the Looney Tunes page.
Unlock the doors. It's safe to let the kiddies visit the Kid's Space.
Check it out!!! The Internet Public Library. And don't phorget to bring your library card.
Have you phound that nostalga just ain't what it used to be? A visit to the American Memory Museum might help.
Don't stop me now; I'm on a mission phrom God. So are the Blues Brothers.
This ought to phorce up a phew old memories. It's the Roy Rogers Museum. Giddyup.
Is your doctor running out of patients? Then tell the ol' sawbones about the Interactive Patient.
It's always tool time at This Old House.
Was it Simon and Garfunkle who sang about it all happening at The Electronic Zoo?
The Wacky Patent of the Month might help you with that patent research project you're working on. But then again, it may not.
Phor those of you with some extra time on their hands, I present the Directorate of Time.
Do you get cross often? Do you phind yourself using words? Are you often puzzled? Here's Today's Crossword Puzzle.
The New York Public Library is sometimes referred to as the Library of Libraries. Phind out why.
Okay ladies, go look at something else. It's a site phull of Sounds of The Three Stooges. Why SOITENLY!!! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Three different sites celebrate those phabulous phour: Beatles, Beatles, Beatles is the phirst. Next we have the Beatles Archives. And phinally, Notes on The Beatles gives you more than you could ever possibly want to know about the songs they did.
OH!!! And how could I phorget Life Magazines' special on The Beatles?
And while it's not exactly Publishers Clearinghouse, it -is- the Monster List of Magazines. At least you won't have Ed and Dick showing up at your house while you're swilling down a beer in your underwear.
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Last Update: June 7, 1996
Phred's Phavorite Phollies
Web Stuff
(Last Update: June 7, 1996)
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Phred's Phavorite Phollies
Phine Places
(Last Update: June 7, 1996)
Vist the South Pole.
Travel the world via the Virtual Tourist.
Pheeling spaced out? Maybe a trip to The Nine Planets will help.
Now would be a great time to drop in on the Big Apple. The town so nice they named it twice: New York, New York.
Gramery Press is the world's phirst virtual publishing house. Tour their offices or submit your own work phor publication.
Almost live phrom Russia!!! Tour the Kremlin.
View the Seattle Space Needle via the NeedleCam.
See the USA, in your Chevrolet. Or perhaps via the WEB. Here are links to many cities.
Whether or not you're interested, Weather World has more weather than you could possibly want.
Military intelligence? Hmmm . . . no need to get defensive. Especially not with the DefenseLink nearby.
Who sez you can't get there phrom here? How Phar Is It sezs you can.
If it's out there . . . it's in here: The World Cam.
How's it look phrom your side? Try is on the Earth Viewer.
Stop spinning your wheels and head on up to the Arctic Circle. Don't phorget your mittens.
Peeping Tom has his cameras phocused all over the web.
It's time phor a phlight across the pond. Let's go to London.
Lots of things to see and do in Boston.
The Frank Lloyd Wright House in Wisconsin is a phine place to visit.
If you need a phew extra towels whilst travelling, stop off at Motel American and see what you can grab.
Yes pholks, there are still more cameras out there. And one could be phocused on you!! Check out Cameras on the Net and phind out.
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Last Update: June 7, 1996
Phred's Phavorite Phollies
Phoolish Miscellany
(Last Update: June 7, 1996)
Wondering why the productivity of America has gone down the crapper? Useless Web Pages should answer the question.
What's another word phor Thesaurus? Or the definition of Webster's Dictionary?
Looking phor a different way to recycle those newspapers? Try the Origami Page.
Wanna broaden your vocabulary? Try the Cool Word of the Day.
Did Nixon meet with Oswald on November 21, 1963? It's just another theory at the 50 Greatest Conspiracies of All Time.
Long live Moxie.
Exploding Heads? Perhaps two aspirins aren't enough. And don't call me in the morning.
Need some early morning entertainment? Don't try these Strawberry Pop Tarts unless you've got a phire extinguisher handy.
And since we're talking about phood, I'd like to suggest a little Phun with Grapes.
Direct phrom the newsgroups, it's the alt.tasteless archives.
Wanna see poor Willie roll over in his grave? Just toss out a Shakespearean Insult and see what happens.
The Surrealist Compliment Generator is sure to come up with something to bail you out of any situation.
Sherlock Holmes? Not quite, but the Internet Sleuth can probably phind what you're looking phor.
Why isn't fonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why ask why?
Does she really know all and see all? Check in with the Web Seeress and phind out phor yourself.
It's the canonical List of Canonical Lists.
If you're phinding yourself tongue tied more and more phrequently you might phind the JiveWeb somewhat helpful.
Phinding it difficult to bid a phond pharewell to your dead cat? Sounds like you need a visit to the Virtual Pet Cemetery.
It's tough to phind an opening when Outrageous Uncle Al is on the scene.
Okay, the phun's over. It's time phor a test. The Babe Test.
If it's strange and unusual it must be Gordo.
I'm not sure if I can describe The Spot. You'll just have to phigure it out phor yourself.
A day without Ben & Jerry's is like a day without ice cream.
Phame and phortune have phound you. Now you can see your email in lights. Send it to the Times Square Project.
Is it live or is it Memorex? Check it out on the Dead People Server.
Some are hooked on drugs, others are Addicted to Stuff.
Pick a number . . . any number. And then pheed it to the Interactive Geometry pholks.
If you're tired of doing phlips, phollow the road to Spatula City.
Can't get enough of that junk phood? The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project ought to phix your wagon.
Whaddya get when you cross the Internet and Boby Modifications? Why it's Piercing Mildred.
"Moo" says the duck and "bow wow" says the goose. Hmmm . . . take a gander at the Sounds of the World's Animals.
Not sure if you're going phorward or back? Phetch a palindrome and it doesn't really matter.
He's dead!! No he isn't! Wanna bet? Try the 1995 Dead Pool.
Bob and Doug MacKenzie would like to run your phavorite web page through the Web Canadianizer.
The Papermoon Informer isn't your average news sheet.
Hey Kids!! Do you like that Rock 'n Roll? Phind out what happened in R&R history from the Oldies Calendar.
There's never a ZIP Code book around when you need one, is there? You won't need one now.
Every wonder what it's like to be stuck out in the Boondox? Here's your chance.
Phorgive me, Phather, phor I have . . . oops, sorry. Hmmm . . . it must be time for a visit to the Idiot of the Day Confessional.
The Center for the Easily Amused. What else can I say?
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Last Update: June 7, 1996
Phred's Phavorite Phollies: Phormer Pheatured Pheasts
Phred's Phavorite Phollies
Phormer Pheatured Pheasts
(Last Update: April 17, 1996)
May 1 - May 27, 1995
May 27 - May 31, 1995
May 31 - June 16, 1995
June 16 - June 24, 1995
June 24 - June 26, 1995
June 26 - August 2, 1995
August 2 - August 13, 1995 [Apparently removed by host.]
August 13 - August 28, 1995
August 28 - September 8, 1995
September 8 - September 10, 1995
September 10 - October 6, 1995
October 6 - November 11, 1995
November 11 - December 21, 1995
December 21, 1995 - June 7, 1996
Phebruary 11, 1996 - April 17, 1996
April 17, 1996 - June 7, 1996
You phound a link that didn't connect??? ACK!!!
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Last Update: June 7, 1996
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